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| Page Six, Not Four |
Donna’s coming to Thailand ! In Korea it was great to hang out with her, watching her spice tolerance increase from avoid-all-red-foods to
eating-spicy-squid-soup-for-breakfast, her hilarious bungee jump with her
unforgettable “oooooooh-mygaaaaaaaaaaawd,” and her general awesomeness at being
in not-Canada.
This time her story is even better. Sean and I have a tendency to brag about how
bad-ass his mom is. “Yeah she got a
tattoo with us on Koh Chang.”
“She convinced us to go zip lining… I was about to chicken
out and she talked me into it.”
“She walked through the jungle to an ice-cold water-fall
swimming hole.”
I don’t think we convinced her to try the wonders of
flavoured tobacco from a hookah, though.
Well, our time with Donna started in Chiang Mai, where we
had one afternoon-and-evening with her and my parents. We sat by the pool, went for a swim, walked
to mom’s fave restaurant across from the train station (the same fated train
station that we would soon become very, very familiar with), chilled at the
restaurant in our fancy pants hotel… before mom and dad had to go to bed to
wake up early for their flight back to Canada.
It was a nice, pleasant meeting of parental units, which is not
surprising at all, considering the fact that all three of them are infinitely
awesome.
I’ll talk about our epic zip-lining in the jungle experience
on another day; that is on page 4, not six.
This page is all about the trip from Chiang Mai to Koh Chang.
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| matching backpacks |
First step of our journey is a train ride, for which Sean
and I cleverly bought the tickets ahead of time. Set departure time is 15:00. So, being the good punctual Canadians that we
are, we arrive half an hour early, each of us with our matching backpacks and
some foodstuffs for the ride. Three
o’clock comes and goes and there’s no sign of our train. We sit around and check multiple times that
the other trains that have come and gone are not ours, and make sure that we’re
waiting at the right tracks. Eventually
we decide to order a meal at the train station restaurant, with giant
smoothie-coffee things to keep us happy.
It must be around four thirty that our train finally shows up, purges
itself of amazing quantities of passengers, staff, and garbage. We don’t get a signal to embark, so we keep
sitting for another bit while the train sits there doing dick-all. After some time the train leaves, empty,
without us or the other dozens of to-be-passengers waiting around. A helpful guy working there let us know that
the train has left to re-fuel.
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| Waiting |
Okay, that’s cool.
Makes sense. I guess we won’t get
there if we don’t have fuel. I don’t
remember what time it is that the train came back for real, but I think it was
three hours late that we boarded and finally left Chiang Mai. Which I reckon isn’t so terrible, because it
was meant to arrive in Bangkok
at like 5am, so at least now we would arrive there at a reasonable hour. So we thought we’d get there around 8am. You know, leaving three hours late, arriving
three hours late.
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| Convenient sunset to will away the time |
But alas, just a couple of hours out of Chiang Mai the train
had technical difficulties and stopped for an amount of time that felt like
forever - conveniently at sunset, though, with our windows facing the view of
the sun setting peacefully over rice fields and hills and some forest.
Trains, trains are awesome.
I love them. If I had to choose
between airplanes, trains, boats, songthaew, tuktuks, or any other kind of mode
of transportation available in Thailand ,
I’d choose trains. You get to choose
between the different classes, so in Thailand we usually splash out and
go for the non-aircon sleeper berth.
Which, when you get into the train looks like normal sets of seats
facing each other. Donna gets into the train
with us and sits down at her bench with another traveler across from her. Sean and I, in another bout of cleverness,
didn’t tell her that the benches become beds.
So she’s mentally preparing herself for a night of sitting up face-to-face
with a stranger, with whom to share valuable foot space. We eat some snacks, take some pictures, hang
out, and a few hours later the bed-making man comes by. This guy is awesome. The first time we saw him, I thought of him
as the man that magically transforms the train into a heaven of sleeping
wonderfulness.
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| A bed on a train?! YES!!! |
This guy takes the two benches and pulls them toward each
other so that they become a bed at bench-level.
And then the thing that appears to be an innocent compartment above our
heads is unlatched, pulled down, and… is a bed!
A bed with mattress, pillow, blankets and all! I wish I had a pictures of Donna’s face when
she saw that transformation, it was pure relief, pure happy
wow-we-get-to-sleep-comfortably!?
A quick trip to the bathroom to brush teeth, change into
comfy sleeping clothes, and a last good-night, and we’re sleeping comfortably
to the regular jostling of a train and the soothing train sounds.
I set my alarm for 7:00, because I’m stupidly still assuming
that we’re gonna arrive at 8am. Silly
me, but ultimately conveniently done because we have time to clean up, eat a
bit of b-fast, and properly wake up the landscape outside. Rice paddies become little towns, and back to
rice paddies. We see all the morning
crowd doing their commute while waiting patiently at all the train
crossings. There are people on foot, on bicycles,
motorcycles, and a few cars going from home to work and being interrupted by a
train across their road.
And then eventually Bangkok: at first we pass the outskirts,
tin-roof neighbourhoods with lanes and shops and little canals; then one- or
two-level concrete buildings of various colours with more and more people
walking, shopping, commuting, hanging out, eating their morning meal; and
suddenly wide streets and sky-scrapers and car-horns, all the smells and sounds
and sights of a big SE Asian city. Bangkok , a modern city
with an unforgettable mix of shinny new buildings, narrow concrete apartments,
trees growing on everything, small tin-roof neighbourhoods interspersed with
giant shopping districts and areas of metropolitan glamour. It’s really a site to see. Donna was impressed. My favourite thing about travelling with
Donna is hearing the things she has to say about new places. Bangkok
is a world-famous city, it’s in books, in movies, and most people have a
general idea of what it’s like. But most
of that international image is of the fancy shopping districts, the sky-rises,
the modern sparkling stuff of movies.
And of course the areas of pure culture, with markets and food and
temples and crowded streets where people do their day-to-day things. Donna’s first comment about Bangkok was about
its poverty, which is startlingly obvious coming from Chiang Mai, and
especially entering the city from the outskirts where streams are clogged with
trash and houses are smaller than your typical Canadian bedroom. Like other big cities in developing
countries, Bangkok
is surrounded by a ring of low-income neighbourhoods that are perpetually being
displaced for one reason or another. It
was good to get Donna’s perspective on that; we talked for a while about her
first impressions of Bangkok
and her thoughts about it.
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| Kicking up the dirt with a motorcycle between rice paddies and the train at 7am |
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| Really flattering picture of Donna eating a pink guava |
Anyways! Our train
arrives not at the planned 5:30am but at a comfortable 10:30. The plan was to take a taxi to a bus station
and find out of we’d missed the last bus to the island. After a taxi ride that meanders through town
in a way that makes anyone think that the driver is seriously messing with your
sense of direction, we arrive at the bus station. One of the ever-present helpful-guys working
there says hi and asks us where we’re going.
Trat’s our destination, the last stop before the ferry to the
island. So he shows us to the right
ticket booth, where we get a ticket for a bus that’s leaving in about half an
hour. Ha! What a joke!
This time we again think that it would leave on time, but somehow we had
just enough time to buy some hot-pink fruit of unknown name or flavour, and
some pineapple in case the pink one is gross, and some water, before our helpful-man
told us to hurry the fuck up because the bus is right there
can’t-you-see-it?! You have to get on
now it’s leaving!
Onto the bus, a classy comfy bus which shall be our home for
the next five or six hours. The ride out
is pretty nice and uneventful, a regular bus ride in a regular bus, with
regular meal/pee/smoke breaks, and a regular driver who is luckily not
insane.
I’ve seriously written way too much about the train ride
already, so I’ll keep the next bit short.
We get off the bus at the ferry terminal… or did we have to take a
songthaew there? I forget. Either way, we get to the ferry, wait a bit,
get on, hang out for the hour trip to the island. It’s really pretty and the sun is still up
and life is good. Onto the island, and
there’s a bunch of songthaew waiting around to take all the passengers to their
respective accommodation. We get on one,
pay the fixed rate, and enjoy the hour up and down steep hills that take us
from the north tip of the island to three-quarters of the way down the west
side. The view most of the time is
jungly and roady and pretty regular, until you climb up a few hairpin bends and
get the rewarding view of the ocean with the sun hanging out near the
horizon. Awesome.
Eventually we make it to Lonely Beach
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| The walk to the beach from our bungalows |
We stay one night and then Annie and Danny find us a super
awesome affordable place on the beach with fancy bungalows with giant windows
and great sunset views and nice porches on which to hang out. Finally, we’re home and we can relax, take it
easy, check out the beach, enjoy island life, and get started with Danny and
our new tattoo plans.
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